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my bank account after the holidays

😂😭

me acabo de dar cuenta que es miércoles

pensé que era viernes

talvi ei lopu koskaan

pimeys syö mua

le lundi devrait être illégal

je suis sérieux

i put my headphones in but nothing is playing

just dont want anyone to talk to me on the bus

my bank account after the holidays

😂😭

every recipe online

first let me tell you about my childhood in tuscany. no. just give me the recipe.

how is it already february

i just got used to writing 2026

sunday scaries

its only saturday why am i already like this

i cleaned my apartment

it lasted 4 hours before entropy won

i miss when the internet was weird

now its just ads pretending to be people and people pretending to be ads

theres a spider in my bathroom

thats his bathroom now

why do i always get the squeaky shopping cart

every single time

i think my dog is smarter than me

he sleeps all day and everyone loves him. hes figured it out

i put my headphones in but nothing is playing

just dont want anyone to talk to me on the bus

accidentally liked a photo from 2019

currently faking my own death

mein kopf tut weh

aber die arbeit wartet nicht

applied for a job

got rejected in 11 minutes. new record.

muutin tänne talveksi

miksi. miksi tein tämän.

estou no trabalho mas a minha alma já foi embora

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今日の天気最悪

☔

the wifi at this cafe is a lie

two bars of pure deception

my neighbor has a rooster

we live in an apartment building. third floor.

burned my toast

scraped off the black part like a normal person and ate it anyway — continued